Unemployment

Being unemployed is a like winning a years supply of cake. I get something brilliant every day at the unfortunate cost of having three more chins.

It's true that having no job means I can get up whenever I like, do as little or as much as I want everyday, wander around the city and be a laaady of leisure ...HOWEVER, Having absolutely no money throws a massive and annoying spanner in the lovely, ignorant machinery of unemployment. Damn you, money!

You are, indeed the root of all evil...Why can't everybody just live for free? We could establish a society upon which swapping things was essential. Give me that tin of fruit for this child....that could be such a good idea. Someone get the petition to Gordon Brown QUICK......

Things I can do for free...

1.) Sit
2.) Cycle around
3.) Walk about
4.) Write
5.) Read books/news/graffitti
6.) Go to the library
7.) Think
8.) Busk on the streets of Manchester....
9.) Sleep (on the streets of Manchester, if preferred...)
10.) Window shop
11.) Laugh.

Oh yeah, take that 9-5...