Flat-pack shrines.

Participate in the new phonomena sweeping Japan-the invention of the flat-packed shrine. All you have to do is pop into your local retailer, make your purchase, whack your compacted religious base in the back of a van, find a nice spot which doesn't seem to be taken by anyone else and get out the phillips-head screwdrivers.

With full instructions and nuts and bolts included in an oversized plastic bag, this could be your gateway to good fortune. The DIY connosseur could have the shrine up within 24 hours! Most, honest humble people, however, find it takes around three days before their shrine is up and running. It has room above the doorway for a fun and exciting name, to be painted on with the free plastic pots of oil paint and brush included in the pack.

Only 1,000,000 Yen at all good crappy DIY stores, get your flatpack shrine now....(smallprint too small to read, but Flatpack shrines.inc accepts no responsibilty for government-based arguements arising from the procurement of land...)

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